Do Not Read This !!

As I am requesting you kindly not to read this henceforth you must not read further.

But you seem to be a little different. You are not at all listening to me. I’m requesting you not to read this but you are still reading further. 

However my request was only because of the fact that you are not going to find any substance in this article that is why I thought, why should you waste your precious time in reading indiscreet stuff like this. But you seem to be a totally free creature who has no pending work to do and is still interested to read this useless article further.

I’m really amazed with your tenacity about finding things till the end , you are not paying attention to what I am saying at all. Despite of knowing the fact that the country is not progressing and our GDP is abominably low, you still continue to read. Please don’t waste your time further as this is not going to give any piece of advice to your life nor is going to resolve the conflicts of your mind.

Now as you may have seen that this article is about to end, so you must have understood that I was actually true in advising you  that you should not have actually read this, well the article finishes here however you have failed to listen to my advice but as you have wasted so much of time and energy to read up till here so I would like to draw your  attention to the article heading which was Do "Not" read this.

At this stage I can only suggest you that if you still have more time and nothing interesting left to do in your life you may go on reading this passage again and increase my page-views, no wonder if I start getting paid for my blog in some time.