Do Not Read This !!

As I am requesting you kindly not to read this henceforth you must not read further.

But you seem to be a little different. You are not at all listening to me. I’m requesting you not to read this but you are still reading further. 

However my request was only because of the fact that you are not going to find any substance in this article that is why I thought, why should you waste your precious time in reading indiscreet stuff like this. But you seem to be a totally free creature who has no pending work to do and is still interested to read this useless article further.

I’m really amazed with your tenacity about finding things till the end , you are not paying attention to what I am saying at all. Despite of knowing the fact that the country is not progressing and our GDP is abominably low, you still continue to read. Please don’t waste your time further as this is not going to give any piece of advice to your life nor is going to resolve the conflicts of your mind.

Now as you may have seen that this article is about to end, so you must have understood that I was actually true in advising you  that you should not have actually read this, well the article finishes here however you have failed to listen to my advice but as you have wasted so much of time and energy to read up till here so I would like to draw your  attention to the article heading which was Do "Not" read this.

At this stage I can only suggest you that if you still have more time and nothing interesting left to do in your life you may go on reading this passage again and increase my page-views, no wonder if I start getting paid for my blog in some time. 

Cerebrum - Bangalored

Today when we go to a KFC restaurant, we never care what their "Secret Recipe" is, we just order our Large Popcorn and move out, well no offence to the Pious Vegetarians.

Meanwhile Europe has been executing their "Apprenticeship Model" since the middle ages wherein they train the youth rigorously according to their field of interest and later on they take over their businesses and train the next generations.

This system was happening even in our country from a long time ago but was quite Individualistic and Unorganised but with the onset of "The Youth Ego", i.e when the Youngsters of India thought that I would do something on my own. So he/she left the huge platform of their Parents Success to serve into the mighty Corporate World. 

The only thing we forgot (by this time you may have figured out that I am one of you) was that we didn't have any skills required to do a Corporate Job. The Global Labour Arbitrage brought tremendous job opportunities and  we got a White Collared job in a "Call Centre", where we were supposed to speak in an American accent and call United States as "The United States" by simply faking our accent which we became pretty good at.

Due to reducing arbitrage India had to move up on the value chains, hence we got ourselves an executive M.B.A from a Premier Institute. Market capitalisation, Finance, Equity, Working Capital kind of terms enhanced our Persona.

But the only thing we forgot was that the man sitting in US was holding the Reins of our Career and we practically had no control over it. Our overprotective parents never wanted us to face the kind of difficulties and struggle they had  faced. They just wanted their child to live an honest upright life. But as they Spared The Rod It Spoiled The Country's Economy.

I am not saying that we all should join our Family Business or stop doing Corporate Jobs. My point of view is that we should not become a Country skilled in Clerical Jobs. Rather we should bring in new innovation technologies to either our family business/profession or even explore new Entrepreneurship fields by developing skills required to enter into the Global Market.

Now Probably You Might Be Thinking, What is the KFC's Secret Recipe ??

Indori Midas

Well I should first of all filter the readers as they may not expect some good English here nor some 'vocab' words so, the students appearing for CAT, GMAT, GRE, TOEFL and likewise highly intellectuals may skip reading this.

In English Literature there is a very famous quote that

“To Err Is Human” but it is modified in Indori Shtyle as

“To Aeeeeein Is To Indori”

This accent mixed with a multiplicity of tone variations has many features which Indori people use as their shield in many situations, like

when they are Surprised, when they are Confused, when they Agree deeply and this Aeeeein is also used as a replacement for “Pardon Me”, I couldn’t hear you or “Come Again”.

So you see how expressive and multitalented Indoris are. Well for our non-lndori readers, you can easily qualify to get into this category as there is no eligibility criteria or qualification required to get into this bracket.

Probably the only one you need is to alter your accent with some add-on special words like “Aur Kya Bhiya”, “Knee Ho Payega” and many other slangs. Most Importantly you will have to develop a complete love for street food.

Well talking about food, there are some things that you will find only here. I am not talking about the Sophisticated 5 stars in vogue, they don’t represent the true spirit of Indore, I am talking about our Birthright Food- Sev, Poha, Jalebi, Samosa, Kachori. I can imagine the Saliva revolving around your Spice loving Palettes. This is what makes Indore different from other cities. We may not be the Commercial Capital of India or officially recognised as a Metropolitan city, but in the food industry no one can beat us. If you eat the same food in any other part of the country you may realise that the "Midas Touch" is missing.

Despite the Auto-Correct feature continuously retaliating me with my illegitimate slangs, I couldn't control myself for expressing the non-communistic love for my city.

Engineering God

Following someone on Twitter is much easier than to make decisions in life or even follow some ideologies and sticking to it. India having a population of 1,210 million people has 33 million Gods to cater to our spiritual needs. But our market has more products than we actually need. So there is a big problem on which God to choose.

We live in a world of practicality and we need only results. But the concept of God which we have in our mind is so contradicting that there is always an internal fight in our brain about what is Right and what is Wrong. So how do we resolve this conflict ?

We have a very simple answer from a practical point of view

to "Choose Our God Wisely", it may however seem a contracting statement in terms of what we have been taught in our schooling, but at lest we can give it a logical lookout.

We first give preference to our Primary Gods , like our Primary Colours - Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh.

Lord Brahma (The Creator) - We don't hear much stories about Brahma, nor do we have a lot of temples of him. It Seems he is like a Pioneer of Business who is no more with us. So the next option we have is Lord Vishnu (The Protector), yes we have a lot of stories on Vishnu and his Avatars like Lord Ram, Narsima, Varaha Avatar, but they are far above our standards of mango people and very idealistic, who were sent for a specific purpose on earth and they even fulfilled it successfully. But our problem isn't solved yet.

Following the Ideology of such a high grade God is like making gold ornaments  with 24 carat gold. You definitely need to add some copper to make it a workable metal. These Gods definitely raise the barometer to a high but in todays world it is impossible to be Idealistic.

So we are left with Mahadev popularly known as Lord Shiva, who is however termed as "The Destroyer".

But found Shiva to be a very cool God, he meditates in the himalayas, smokes a joint and express his emotions via dance form called Tandava. He dosen’t have unrealistic body parts like hexa hands, multiple sided faces. He carries a simple weapon called Trishul and wears Rudraksha. In another way he is a fine example of a human personification.

God should not be just a Concept in Mind, but a Reality in Life. The more I read about Shiva, the more I feel connected to him. 

Either I have given too much thought to it which people usually don’t give, or may be I have read too much about him or …May be I am just hallucinating.

So Who Did You Choose ???