Thursday 19 June 2014

Molecular Psychology: Potential Energy Graph

Although half of the world doesn't care what happens at the sub-atomic level, neither did I. But some situations led me to meet this book with a foreign red colour named Solomons. I couldn't resist myself from reading a chapter and then I fell into a vicious circle again of connecting Human behaviour with Nuclear Physics.

This is a nightmare for a fully faltu blogger like me who writes on a new topic who no one understands including me. But my hands loose coordination and automatically start writing this stuff. 

So there is this curve called the Potential Energy Curve between the Internuclear Distance when the two atoms are brought close to each other. Which tells us that when the atoms come close to each other then there is an attraction between the nucleus consisting of protons(+ve charge) of one atom with the electrons(-ve charge) of other atom. Doesn't this sound like what happens in the very first Relationship.

We get attracted towards the other person's superficial things, like the electrons in the other atoms surrounded at various energy levels. Now what happens next, obviously we go on a date But what happens at the atomic level in this principle?

Yes, this is exactly what happens, the atoms come close because of the strong attraction despite of a high repulsive force between two nuclei and both atoms start exchanging their unpaired electrons to form a more stable state. Even after quoting such an important scientific principle, I feel like Joey Tribbiani making it sound dirty.

So what next, The obvious? Yes they start thinking of forming a bond, either Covalent or Ionic bond. But there is a catch, If they get too close, I mean the intermolecular distance decreases too much then the nucleus containing the protons start creating a tremendous repulsion force thereby increasing the total energy of the system making it totally unstable.


So in conclusion a proper distance should be maintained in relationships so as to form a proper bond and now I wish I had read this book earlier.

Either I would have been in IIT or at least would have had a successful relationship.

Saturday 14 June 2014

The CoNfUsEd Hindus

Hinduism is the Religion of Celebration, of Surplus Gods. Although we are supposed to learn a lot from the traditions, I found everyone, even our Gods to be Confused on one very Controversial subject i.e. FOOD

Food ?? Yes after putting a fair amount of thought and completing a thousand+ family outing/parties I have come to realise this fact that Hindus are totally Food-Centric.
You must be remembering the old saying that the Grandmother tells to her Bahu that "The way to your husband's heart goes through the Stomach". Which is mostly true for each one of us.

And to provide the Surrounding Atmosphere, Hinduism provides us with a Million Festivals to Eat endlessly like Annakut, Janmashtmi, Holi, Diwali etc and Burp and Fart the entire day.

Even our ancestors were True Foodies, but they still had to remain fit, otherwise Darwin's Theory could wash out their genes with the onset of Food. So they calculated an interesting Mathematical Formula and found out the solution which was FASTING.

So they created festivals of some established Gods spread evenly throughout our calendar, who could convince their followers- NOT to eat on certain occasions. Which was actually a compensation diet for their Mega-Lite-High-Fat-Package.

But the Satvik tendencies were to be controlled, so as an advertisement campaign were introduced "Mehmaan Nawazi" to keep the Fat Levels of our fellow Human Beings exactly the same. We tend to fall into this vicious circle of Gluttony every time.

When Westernisation Prevailed, we were not fit Like Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein Models who took a Protein Rich Diet. We had either Skinny Saints or Bulky Ganesha's . So we went to Foreign Countries to research this fact with our Family wearing Caps, holding a Cold-Drink bottle along with a chips packet in another hand. We still conclude each Foreign Trip to be more successful, after we get back to our country; Just because we were saved by our Ma-ka-khana.

Conversely the Enthusiastic Foreigners come with a book of Lonely Planet and study the entire history before they even enter inside our Heritage Property, they tend to compromise on food. This not only makes them fit but keeps them hungry for Knowledge and Exploration.

Although we get a thousand arguments to justify the Festivity, the only thing which we could follow is our taste instincts and avoid eating the extra morsel. 

Hinduism is not a Religion, It is a way of Life, and our Supreme Court Tells us that...No further arguments, Its Ultra Vires The Constitution !!