UnRoasted India

With the ongoing complex sounding problems like Net Neutrality & Global Financial Crisis, India is facing yet another behind the curtain problem of "Ego Inflation". Indians seem to have a very high sense of Pride for the Nation and even for Oneself. It all started from India being the Golden Bird at some point of time and how can we forget the "Cultural heritage" which we have ruined over the years. 

So what are we really proud of ??

I get it ! that we should always be Optimistic and speak Good but since when did it mean that we cannot handle Offence. People in India just can't handle "Insults". How can a Policeman with an Inferior Income stop me from doing Wrong things? How can a man can make Mockery of my Shortcomings ? Don't you know who I am ?

Well, lets really think upon who we are.....we are the World's Largest Democracy, where the Freedom of Speech under the Article 19 of the Constitution Of India is Honoured but not fully Respected...Why ? Because we are full of Egos and Pride for things that do not matter in today's modern society.

Recently I saw a viral video on YouTube: AIB Knockout roasting Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh and Man!!! they took Insults like a Pro and I throughly enjoyed the show. I wanted to watch it again but the video was removed from YouTube. Why ??Because some Fundamentalists believe it was offensive OMG !! I couldn't believe it.

You Voluntarily signed up for a High Speed Internet connection from your Service Provider with a 5 GHz Router to transmit the Wireless Signal to your costly Macbook so that you could access the world wide web and go on www.youtube.com to watch your favourite channel's video and then you didn't like it. I mean whats the big deal with that, you can dislike, put awful comments and unsubscribe. It wasn't aired on Doordarshan and neither were you forced to watch it.

Its just like asking someone to forcefully cut  Beard or grow one because it is not in accordance with your downgraded likings and disliking. I mean haven't Schools done enough to manufacture students with same mindsets to get jobs in Multinationals or are we still left with Posing our thoughts Forcefully over others.

Our Indian Egos are not satisfied by the click of a button. We need to get things done according to the Genres we like and not let others See, Watch, Hear or Say things that are not liked by few Extremists, Over Ambitious & Overmotivated Ellsworth Toohey's who control Public Opinion.

Why can't we just accept the fact that we don't like certain things, But they Do Exist; Why cant we be okay with the fact that everyone has the right to express and say what they want and not every syllable hurts us to our Core.

This all happens because our country is ruled by Rule-breakers and their Henchmen and not by the Supreme Law which is easily Amended by the Powerful. We need to stop feeling bad and accept the other side of things like Roasts, Insult Comedies this not only helps us see other side of the coin but also clears out the VIP syndrome by removing the air form our Excessively filled blowfish Self-Esteem. 

Now how would you like it if I tell you 

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you" 

#LearnToTakeInsults
#NoCountryForFunnyMen